Wednesday, January 8, 2014

SEXY FAN QUESTION: I started modeling for an art class and got turned on in the middle of modeling!

Sexy Reader writes: After my divorce I got up the courage to do something I always wanted to do. As strange as it sounds, I wanted to do nude modeling for an art class! Last night was my first night... it went bad “I came standing to attention” midway through. It’s incredibly unprofessional and I’m sure no one signed up for that! I’m really worried it will happen again. Is there any cream or any advice that could keep it down? Lol now I feel stupid.... 

I answered my Sexy Reader with this: I bet that really was embarrassing! I am so sorry that you were embarrassed...

Listen it isn't unprofessional, these things happen during art classes with nude models, I have a family of artists and I see erect nipples on a lot of the images...and even some semi-erect cocks. I know several men that have done nude modeling for art classes.... I am sure that this happens from time to time ...

Did anyone talk to you after your modeling session to say that it was 'unprofessional'? If they didn't, then they aren't as concerned about it as you are...I will research some creams that might help and I have heard guys talk about thinking of things that cause them to stop being aroused... like nuns, etc... lol...

but....

Here is what I would recommend going forward.... the next time that you model and I believe that you need to model again really quickly (so that you don't let your embarrassment make you stop doing something that you have always wanted to do)... if you become erect again, just matter-of-factly hold your erection to the side...and keep your hand on it, holding it to the side... not like gripping your erection....but just open palmed holding your erection to the side of your stomach...

As for the artists, they probably don't get too steamed up about it... write me back about your modeling sessions afterwards.. have you modeled again? Did this happen again? Thanks for contacting me.... most importantly I want you to feel good about yourself... a healthy sex drive is awesome AND IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE ONE!

Thursday, January 10, 2013

SEXY FAN QUESTION: How can I be her insane sex beast?

I been with my girl for 2 years and we are recently engaged....

She wants me to take control, talk dirty, and try new things. I really want to as well but I get scared that I will just make a fool of myself ... I need to find the inner beast that she deserves.  I guess I love her so much I am ashamed to try in case I fail. I want insane sex and I have this amazing sexy girl who wants me and she is willing to let me fulfill my wildest fantasies and I keep just being boring!

Momma Elle Answers:

Oh dude.... don't get so low... I am here to help! 

This is what I want you to do in the next few days with her.... I want you to plan for sex in a place where you will be alone, and private because I want you to feel safe to play this out ...ok?

SO plan for a private place somewhere and then go up behind her and start holding her, don't let her turn around, keep her back to you and get all worked up rubbing up against her, get her all worked up too, pinch her nipples through her clothes, nip at the back of her neck...... 


DON'T LET HER TURN AROUND... when you feel that she's ready for you, push her forward a bit, over a couch or desk (stay outta the bedroom) and with one hand hold the back of her head by her hair, hold it tight to keep her kind of leaning forward and down, with your other hand undo her pants and yours a little (don't take hers or your clothes all the way off) and then take her, take her from behind while you hold her forward and away from you.... say something to her about the way her ass looks against you... remember, sex is for fun, if it gets messed up because you aren't used to being this way, just laugh about it and have a good time and try it again another day.... and remember to watch her, watch and see her reaction to what you are doing....

Please write me back and let me know how my advice turns out...