Taurus! Excessive and Tactless! (April 21-May 21)

Are you an excessive and tactless Taurus???...Why do you think you are?

Robert Pattinson - Famous Vain Taurus

Taurus's are earthy, natural, and have a direct approach to the opposite sex which can only be called tactless. The typical Taurus pickup line is "wanna fuck?" 

The usual Taurus comeback to that pickup line is "No, thanks, I already have one asshole in my pants."

But once a Taurus has his mind made up, there's no stopping him.

He'll rent a $200-a-night hotel room, and a $500-a-night whore, and pretend he is having fun. At least half of MasterCard’s business is done with Taurus’s.

A Taurus doesn't do anything unless there's something to show for it. Walk into even the most modest Taurus's home, and you'll see at least a whole wall of trophies. Never mind that they are for "Most Improved Bowler" or "Third Place, Rhubarb Pies" or "Fastest Sheep Catcher in Texas." It's the trophy that counts.

Taurus’s tend toward all kinds of excesses; Food, booze, sex and not necessarily in that order.

In all cases, the Taurus person will bite off more than he can chew. Impotence is a regular feature of a Taurus's alleged love life.

Famous Taurus people include Barbara Streisand, George Clooney, Rob Pattinson, David Beckham, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Cher...

Are you a tactless and excessive TAURUS???  Why?
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My GRADUATION PRESENT to myself....

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Manual of SEXUAL Statistics....

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an attractive woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics.

It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.

By the way, "my name is Jill."

What's your name?

He coolly replies,

"Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."

Photoshop in ACTION or SEXY plants???

Leave the sound off, the music is awful! LOL! And don't click on the link at the end...but enjoy...lol!




What do you think? Photoshopped????

The KINKY Aries!

Aries (March 21-April 20)

Aries people are dynamic, quick, original, energetic and innovative

leaders who are downright disgusting to be around. These are the



Robert Downey Jr. - Kinky Aries



first people who bought joggers, and actually jogged in them!

They are the people who read the text in sex manuals. And try to follow it by the numbers.

Aries are honest and direct, and quick to find a motel room when the boss's wife is horny. This is the guy who gets the woman into the bedroom with a promise of 10 inches and 3 times, and turns out to have 3 inches, but does it 10 times.

The Aries affair usually gets pretty kinky, because with that

limber body and great stamina, they get bored with "the same old thing" every night. From woman-on-top to Shetland-pony-on-top this is not a long leap for an Aries.

Famous people in the Aries birthright include: Reese Witherspoon, Keira Knightley, Lady Gaga, Elton John, Celine Dion, Robert Downey Jr.  and Leonardo da Vinci

Let me know if you are a KINKY Aries...and why do you think you are?

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HAVE MORE SEX!

Here is a reason to have sex!

Those people who have sex, have a longer sex life as they get older! 

 This is according to marriage therapist Michele Weiner Davis, author of The Sex-Starved Wife: 

"The more you have sex, the more likely you'll be to continue to produce testosterone, one of the primary hormones responsible for sexual desire."


So how often are you having sex? Comment and let me know!
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