Taurus! Excessive and Tactless! (April 21-May 21)

Are you an excessive and tactless Taurus???...Why do you think you are?

Robert Pattinson - Famous Vain Taurus

Taurus's are earthy, natural, and have a direct approach to the opposite sex which can only be called tactless. The typical Taurus pickup line is "wanna fuck?" 

The usual Taurus comeback to that pickup line is "No, thanks, I already have one asshole in my pants."

But once a Taurus has his mind made up, there's no stopping him.

He'll rent a $200-a-night hotel room, and a $500-a-night whore, and pretend he is having fun. At least half of MasterCard’s business is done with Taurus’s.

A Taurus doesn't do anything unless there's something to show for it. Walk into even the most modest Taurus's home, and you'll see at least a whole wall of trophies. Never mind that they are for "Most Improved Bowler" or "Third Place, Rhubarb Pies" or "Fastest Sheep Catcher in Texas." It's the trophy that counts.

Taurus’s tend toward all kinds of excesses; Food, booze, sex and not necessarily in that order.

In all cases, the Taurus person will bite off more than he can chew. Impotence is a regular feature of a Taurus's alleged love life.

Famous Taurus people include Barbara Streisand, George Clooney, Rob Pattinson, David Beckham, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Cher...

Are you a tactless and excessive TAURUS???  Why?
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