Cancer is considered a really dull lover!

Cancer (June 22-July 23)

This sign produces the greatest mothers of the entire zodiac.

Cancers live for their homes and families. While the spouse is in a motel room with the secretary, the Cancer wife is sitting at home, telling the kids how wonderful it is that dad stays late at the office to earn more bread for the family home.

Cancers get married. And then screwed over. And married. And screwed over again. And married.

But who's counting?

Cancers are pretty dull lovers. Foreplay to a Cancer man involves a kiss on the cheek. Ask a Cancer woman what foreplay is, and she'll  say "something they shout on a golf course before they throw out the first ball." The phrase "wham, bam, thank you, mam" was invented to describe a Cancer's honeymoon.

While they are pretty damned dull to others, Cancers have a good time, because they live in a dream world.

Other famous people born under this sign are Robin Williams, Tom Hanks, Lindsay Lohan, Liv Tyler and Pamela Anderson.

You tell me, leave your comments, do you think Pamela Anderson is sexy???