Unpredictable and fascinating Gemini!

Marilyn Monroe, beloved Gemini

Gemini-May 22-June 21 (sign of the twins) are schizophrenic, unpredictable and fascinating! Though they will usually tell you one thing, and then go do something absolutely different, they are not being two-faced. When Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do," he was probably looking at a bunch of Gemini.

This means, of course, that most Gemini are gay. Gemini homes always have closets, but it is often difficult to tell if they are coming in, or coming out of them. Or both.

Here is a joke about Gemini: Two Gemini men are walking down the street. The foxiest lady on earth walks by, and one of them sighs. The other turns to him and says "Bruce! What was that all about?!!"  And Bruce answers, "Oh, Ferdinand, she was so fabulous! For the first time in my life I wished I was a lesbian!"

Gemini also love to "chase someone till they're caught." Women Gemini, especially, love to tease, and then when the guy falls all over them drooling, she'll *forget* she was ever remotely interested.

However, Gemini tends to be very naive and gullible, so they are easily taken advantage of, especially by children. Most Gemini parents think that the new kid's fad is to sniff powder sugar. Geminis' children buy lots of insulin syringes for diabetic aunts, even when neither of their parents have sisters.

Famous people born under this sign include Marilyn Monroe, Colin Farrell, Paula Abdul, Angelina Jolie, Shai LeBeouf, Mark Wahlberg, Queen Victoria and Brigham Young. (wth?)